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Name: ZASH Country: Norway Birthday: 11/10/1900 Gender: Male
Interests: Skulls, norway, beer, Kung Fu, D&D, Weapons, Computers, Movies, Video games, Mortal Kombat, RPGs, Canada, MEXICO!, glue, Plad, hell, saying fuck very load, not seeming like i care when i realy do, Acting, Role playing, Hunting zombies and wewolfs and vampires, and other people, driving fast, Monkeys, apes, bananas, suger, Mission Hill, Drawing, Comics, learning new way to draw things better, getting... ---{=====- Expertise: Hunting Kung Fu and Drinking Occupation: Computer related (Internet) Industry: Art
Message: message me Website: visit my website MSN: GOD_OFTHUNDER@hotmail.com
Member Since:
3/12/2005
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So its back to
school well heres mine P.1 TV
PRODUCTION
P.2 WORLD HISTORY P.3
ALGEBRA
P.4 AG
KEM
P.5 ENG LANG ARTS
P.6 DIGITAL MEDIA TECHNOLOG
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| I don't practice Santeria I ain't got no crystal ball Well I had a million dollars but I, I'd spend it all If I could find that heina and that sancho that she'd found Well I'd pop a cap in sancho and I'd slap her down What I really wanna know (my baby) What I really wanna say, I can't define Well it's love that I neeeeeed My soul will have to wait till I get back Find a heina of my own Daddy's gonna love one and all I feel the break, feel the break, feel the break And I gotta live it out Oh yeah un-huh Well I swear that I, what I really wanna know (my baby) What I really wanna say, I can't define Got love! Make it go My soul will have to... What I really wanna say (my baby) What I really wanna say, is I've got mine And I'll make it Yes, I'm going up Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him He best go run and hide Daddy's got a new .45 And I won't think twice To stick that barrel straight down sancho's throat Believe me when I say that I got something for his punk-ass What I really wanna know (my baby) What I really wanna say, is there's just one way back And I'll make it My soul will have to wait | | |
| Alkazard: I Alkazrad shall
rule all!
ZASH: Not wile you’re stuck
with me dude
Alkazard: I hate you
ZASH: me too
Alkazard: you hate yourself?
ZASH: No I hate YOU!
Alkazard: Well it’s not my fault
that I’m stuck in your head
ZASH: yea but you could have
done something about it
Alkazrad: It wasn’t that easy
to get out of the other gods put me here
ZASH: yea I know thus you
sucked at being a god
Alkazard: Fuck you... It was
more than that... I did something
ZASH: What kind of something?
Alkazard: Shut you fucking mouth! I dont want to talk about it.
ZASH: ok then...
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| You wake up in the morning and immediately go back to sleep. But of COURSE dad wakes you up 5 minutes later like a persistent snooze button - only you can't exactly fix HIM with a hammer like an alarm clock - so you sigh and get up.
You jump in the shower without letting the water run for a second (it's morning, you aren't thinking) and the cold water that comes out makes you shout like a girl. Before your balls shrivel, you adjust the temperature knob to "hot", but the water gets COLDER. So you turn it MORE. Colder STILL. Then you realize that you were turning it the wrong way. Feeling stupid, you curse yourself loudly and turn the water to a decent temperature. The shower lasts about 10 minutes, at least five of those minutes is spent spacing out and wondering things like your name, why you're up, where you're going, if it's worth being up for, and why you're so wet. The last 5 are either dedicated to cleaning or masturbation, depending on where your priorities are that morning. Both at the same time if you're really efficient.
Time for nutrition. And by nutrition, I mean a well balanced breakfast. And by a well balanced breakfast, I mean two slices of toast and some coffee, which you will either eat, or throw into the blender and then inject directly into a main artery.
You put in some toast, and get some coffee ready. As soon as the coffee starts, the toast pops, and you realize: You didn't set out a plate, knife, OR bring out the butter. Cursing loudly again, and muttering something unintelligible about toast, you fumble to the fridge and get the butter out. It's rock hard. So now that your toast is cold, you get to eat a few bites of total flavorless-ness with one bite of pure butter in the center. After all that, there is your reward: one scalding hot sludge of brown coffee, with sugar to mask the fact that coffee doesn't really taste all that good no matter how you think about it. Yum.
But then, tragedy strikes! You realize it's Monday, and you're kind of due for a shave. So you head back into the bathroom. About halfway through this, your sibling/parent/relative/guy that keeps sleeping on your couch knocks on the door and says to "hurry up". Again, not thinking, you hurry up. And cut yourself multiple times in the process. Now that your face is a bloody mess, you've had your dose of nutrition, and your brain is just starting to reconnect itself to the various neural synapses (synapsi?) you trek outdoors, sans pants.
No tragedy. You go and get your pants. All is well. Now you get to endure an hour long bus ride with small hyperactive children who are so awake you could just strangle them.
So, now on the bus, you use your only refuge from the noise: your precious diskman. Of course, one of the sides doesn't work, so you spend a good 5 minutes wiggling around a little wire like an idiot, trying to find some magic spot that allows for sound in both ears. Now that your hands are precariously placed to allow your songs to play smoothly, the batteries randomly decide to die. Great.
So, now you sit, waiting for a large dead animal carcass to randomly spawn on the road so the bus driver will slam on the breaks causing every god forsaken small child on the bus who isn't properly seated to go flying through the windshield. And with that thought, you spend the rest of the bus ride with a sadistic smile on your face.
Congratulations, you made it through the first two hours of Monday morning. | | |
| well I need help see I am making a comic and I need help on what should happen. SO FUCKING GIVE ME SOME SUGGESTIONS. | | |
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